Okay, so if you are a true Hooters fan, then you are more than aware of the barstool rodeo. If not, then I'll break it down for you! So, basically, your hooters girl gets a barstool, turns it upside down, and sits on it (as seen in the picture)! But the fun doesn't stop there. Your sexy and talented, girl-next-door hooters girl uses whatever inner thigh and hip muscles she has and begins to turn the barstool as she sits there. It is a VERY provocative thing to watch! And as far as guys go, they just imagine that the barstool is them, and...well, you get the idea, haha!
Now, thankfully, this little trick has been banned, at least at my store, and hooters girls are no longer allowed to do it. I'm guessing because of safety reasons, but who knows? I say "Thankfully," because, yes, I am a hooters girl, however, this just seems wildly inappropriate to me! Maybe its the old married lady in me that's talking but I just can't see my self doing this. Sure, I'll bat my eyelashes, and giggle at your not so funny jokes and stories, but I definitely have to draw the line somewhere!
Anywho, four mid-20s guys come in celebrating one of the guys' birthdays. (Easy money, haha!) I greet them with my very upbeat personality, take their order, laugh at their ridiculousness (it was 12pm and they were all hungover but still ordered some beer), and all in all just having a good time with them! For some reason, they found me putting my pouch on sexy, haha! I love guys! So, guy #3 says, "Hey, for his birthday, can u do this?" and showed me a video of a girl doing the barstool trick. I told the birthday boy that if he did it, then I would do it. Very conveniently he didn't want to.
At some point when I was talking to another table of mine, the guys asked the manager if the girls could do it. Very, VERY conveniently, the manager told them that it is banned and we are not allowed to do it. "Thank you sooooo much!!!" I thought to myself. I go back over to the table to see if they were ready for the check and the upset group said yes, however, they were "pretty bummed!" I take their payment via credit card and when I return with their check I told the birthday guy that I felt bad (not really) that we couldn't do it but instead I'd do a back handspring for him. The guys start cheering me on, asking if they could spot me, and saying thank you, and recorded it. "Shit!! This is gonna be bad. I haven't done this in forever!" I told them. I finally work up the nerve to do it, and BAM! All eyes were on me! I made it, though I stepped out of it. Everyone was cheering....after gasping of course, haha!
My guests were entertained and tipped me as such! Yes, Retired Talent #1 never fails to wow a crowd!
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